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11/02/24
It's Election, or better Vote Month - a very, very important month for all of us!
We go over…
- How do you win a free Golden Ticket?
- Tickets for PNW - Portland, Oregon
- Tickets for Los Angeles
- San Francisco Big Bang!
- Future Events
But first, a personal note from the StableWrangler:
Matt is on his well-deserved break and refresh, so you’ll have to adjust to my "German humor" and, of course, my occasional mistyping and misuse of grammar! My friend AI will support me (all my Apple intelligence— and we all know what that means: SIRI!). So please excuse my French (and, therefore, my English).
This month has just started, and it has already put us under its spell. This month will decide the future of our great nation. As a German who is not yet an American citizen, I can only stand by and watch, unable to vote. But I can hope, and I can pray, and I can remind all humans and pups to vote.
This is all we ever talk about when it comes to politics here since we are a place for 😈 fun. However, I hope you’ll excuse me for saying this: it is so important, as the very freedom to hold these events is also on the ballot, along with many other significant issues. So please stand up for all of us and make sure Project2025 does not happen, ensuring we maintain a democracy after November 5th: vote on Tuesday!
Thank you, and that shall be enough politics in this!
1. How do you win a free Golden Ticket?
When I was thinking about this newsletter, I contemplated how to still showcase the amazing asses and dicks of our guests.
Since we will not have any Best in Show winners to announce, I want to thank our wonderful guests and our Mystery Pin Series that you can purchase in the merch store. We already have some creative winners, and they love to show off, and so I can show you dicks! I hope they continue to do so in the future!
If you buy a bunch (or just one) of the Mystery Pins, you have the chance to get a golden pin—and you can turn that golden pin into a ticket to any event of your choice. The pins come in a brand-new Puppy Hood design and our best-seller, the Chest Harness. They are available in ten beautiful colors, plus the golden ones. You can collect and trade them, hoping to have a "Willy Wonka" experience and find a golden pin. Just like these guys:
Congratulations!
Make sure you get our new Mystery Puppy Hood enamel pin and Mystery Chest Harness enamel pin.
2. Tickets for PNW - Portland, Oregon
The last event in the PNW this year is on sale now!
Join us on December 8th in Portland for our after-Church Sunday event. Go confess your sins first and make new ones right after check-in begins at 2:05 PM. The venue wants the room back by 8 PM.
Make sure to get your ticket as soon as possible, as we expect the event to sell out. Of course, our mares will register for the lottery.
As always, I look forward to welcoming some of you as StableHands (our volunteers).
I am also testing the new registration system that we successfully used for InterroGAYtion.
Please be aware that there may be some obstacles, as this will be the first time I’m using it on the Horse Market site. Thank you for your patience and understanding if we run into some issues. Come back here after the countdown is zero, and we have your link to get the registration started.
3. Tickets for Los Angeles
We still have a few Los Angeles STALLION Tickets available!
This is on November 29th & 30th in Los Angeles, during CLAW LA - or Leather Getaway this year in cooperation with the Tom of Finland Foundation.
This is the last of the BIG LEATHER EVENTS this year and it is in the City of Angels. How could you miss that?
Make sure you get your ticket now and unlock more spaces for mares—we have plenty! Also, this will be a SLING HEAVY event!
We also plan on having a surprise CENTERPIECE—believe me, you do not want to miss this event!
4. San Francisco Big Bang
Before we enter the year that will feature our 100th event, I want to end this year with a Big Bang—can I count on you?
Join us for a fun-filled weekend from Friday to Sunday, December 13-15, in San Francisco. For the first time ever, there will be a special three-day ticket available for our Tops.
Get ready to be exhausted, and your dicks will be just as red for Christmas as the asses are white with cream—plenty of fun!
The SF extravaganza kicks off on:
- Friday, the 13th, with the InterroGAYtion (guests asked for an IGay on a Friday—here it is!),
- Saturday, the 14th with a FRESH MEAT Horse Market, and we wrap up on
- Sunday, the 15th featuring an EARLY HM Unbridled, where check-in starts at 4 PM PST, and we’ll keep going until the last load is given!
Ticket sales starts November 6th, at 6:05 PM PST
5. Future Events
Sadly, we lost many venues this year! Some closures were due to natural causes, while others stemmed from legal issues in some states that do not support the LGBTQ community. But I will not give up; I am actively looking into new (and old) cities to bring an original Horse Market to town.
With new ideas and furniture, I am wrangling some concepts to bring this to life!
And speaking of new furniture, if you can spare some hard-earned money, I will start asking for donations on every ticket sale site from now on. This will help us be more flexible in planning and ensure our mares have more comfortable options to lean, sit, and bend over for future events.
We are always looking for new sponsors—especially in the Creator category. After RC & DIGGER’s engagement ended, we are open to new collaborations. Just drop me a line!
And finally, as I mentioned earlier, there is HorseMarket #100 next year—and that needs to be special, right? So I am looking forward to a happy 2025 on so many levels! Stay tuned, and I can’t wait to check you in!
Wow - you made it through the first 100% German HorseMarket Newsletter!
Danke Schön!
If you feel overwhelmed,
please speak to a therapist and make sure you are in good care!
Burn out is real!
Also, COVID & MonkeyPox are coming back stronger.
Talk to your healthcare professionals for their recommendations!
Remember to get tested regularly, have healthy responsible sex.
Stable Wrangler Martin
Stable Master Matt
And to those supporting our events, give some love to our sponsors:
Twitter: @Pig_load , @Squarepegtoys
Web: PigLoad.com/HorseMarket
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